January 30, 2012
"At one point [during Sims’ First Avenue performance], a woman from the crowd rushed the stage and was quickly ushered off by stage manager Conrad Sverkerson."

— Uncle Con. The Current’s 7th Birthday Party at First Avenue

January 29, 2012
"As a caution against reckless behavior, Gardner keeps his amputated toe from the snowmobiling accident in a jar of formaldehyde in his refrigerator."

— Advanced dieting strategies from wrestler Rulon Gardner; New York Times, January 29, 2012

January 28, 2012
I’m positive this will turn out to be a bad idea.

I’m positive this will turn out to be a bad idea.

January 28, 2012
Miss Purple is on the mend. (Taken with instagram)

Miss Purple is on the mend. (Taken with instagram)

January 28, 2012

(Source: stiknord)

January 27, 2012
YES.

YES.

January 27, 2012
Gratuitous picture of yourself wearing a Zorro mask and 3-D glasses, backgrounded by a tin of Turkman tea bearing the likeness of Turkmanbashi (who resembled Wayne Newton) and a drawing of Mr. Incredible. And yes, that’s a statue of the virgin Mary.

Gratuitous picture of yourself wearing a Zorro mask and 3-D glasses, backgrounded by a tin of Turkman tea bearing the likeness of Turkmanbashi (who resembled Wayne Newton) and a drawing of Mr. Incredible. And yes, that’s a statue of the virgin Mary.

January 27, 2012
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

J

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…

January 24, 2012
M: I love the painting.

 4-year-old: Thanks. It’s called “Superman’s Lower Half.”

M: I love the painting.

4-year-old: Thanks. It’s called “Superman’s Lower Half.”

January 24, 2012
"If all else fails, I drink half a bottle of rum and play a Handel oratorio on the gramophone. This generally produces an uncontrollable gush of copy."

— David Ogilvy, on writing.

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