September 18, 2012

I did my own Coffee and the Newspaper.

Next up, I wear a bikini that matches this cover of The Brothers Karamazov, Matchbook.nu style.

September 16, 2012
Walleye ceviche. This is real. (Taken with Instagram)

Walleye ceviche. This is real. (Taken with Instagram)

September 1, 2012
"Put it this way, Paul Ryan, in his prime at 20-21 years old, ran slower than middle aged Kim Alexis, Sarah Palin, Will Ferell, Joan Van Ark, Gordon Ramsay, and Flea, and is comparable to Alanis Morissette, Meridith Baxter Birney, and even Oprah smashes him age graded (Clydesdale)."

— celebs, LetsRun.com

August 24, 2012
Saint Paul journalism review

"Minutes later, officers near University Avenue were told by a dispatcher to look out for ‘a white male in a red pickup performing oral sex on a white dildo.’"

August 18, 2012
This reblog is meant to reiterate my lack of understanding of the world.

This reblog is meant to reiterate my lack of understanding of the world.

(Source: screenshotsofdespair)

August 12, 2012
I love you, America. (Taken with Instagram)

I love you, America. (Taken with Instagram)

July 21, 2012

You know I can never not reblog this.

(Source: theavc, via stuffaboutminneapolis)

June 24, 2012
I honestly have no idea how the internet works.

I honestly have no idea how the internet works.

(Source: screenshotsofdespair)

June 9, 2012
Being a verbatim search history of my 5-year-old son

Granted, any good Waldorfian would have a heart attack even knowing that a 5-year-old has access to an iPad. My apologies. One might briefly consider that it’s a violation of trust to publish the undirected, unedited search terms of a 5-year-old, but I asked him and he’s fine with it.

iPad Search terms (with brief explanations, where necessary), starting with most recent:

"the pets at the hoo mansisididy" (the pets at the humane society)

"hou do you make a hot air bulune" (how do you make a hot air balloon)

"giving your self the pourer to ttick" (giving yourself the power to stick; this is superpower related)

"the sounds of the robot dinasars at the big zoo"

May 24, 2012
Catalogs.

Catalogs.

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