— celebs, LetsRun.com
“Minutes later, officers near University Avenue were told by a dispatcher to look out for ‘a white male in a red pickup performing oral sex on a white dildo.’”
This reblog is meant to reiterate my lack of understanding of the world.
(Source: screenshotsofdespair)
You know I can never not reblog this.
(Source: theavc, via stuffaboutminneapolis)
Granted, any good Waldorfian would have a heart attack even knowing that a 5-year-old has access to an iPad. My apologies. One might briefly consider that it’s a violation of trust to publish the undirected, unedited search terms of a 5-year-old, but I asked him and he’s fine with it.
iPad Search terms (with brief explanations, where necessary), starting with most recent:
“the pets at the hoo mansisididy” (the pets at the humane society)
“hou do you make a hot air bulune” (how do you make a hot air balloon)
“giving your self the pourer to ttick” (giving yourself the power to stick; this is superpower related)
“the sounds of the robot dinasars at the big zoo”
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I’m BACK, motherfuckers. (I’m not back.)
Windows Error Remix
Even though it’s a big, clunky, stainless steel submariner, I kinda want to keep and wear my dad’s watch.
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