I did my own Coffee and the Newspaper.
Walleye ceviche. This is real. (Taken with Instagram)
— celebs, LetsRun.com
"Minutes later, officers near University Avenue were told by a dispatcher to look out for ‘a white male in a red pickup performing oral sex on a white dildo.’"
This reblog is meant to reiterate my lack of understanding of the world.
I love you, America. (Taken with Instagram)
I honestly have no idea how the internet works.
Granted, any good Waldorfian would have a heart attack even knowing that a 5-year-old has access to an iPad. My apologies. One might briefly consider that it’s a violation of trust to publish the undirected, unedited search terms of a 5-year-old, but I asked him and he’s fine with it.
iPad Search terms (with brief explanations, where necessary), starting with most recent:
"the pets at the hoo mansisididy" (the pets at the humane society)
"hou do you make a hot air bulune" (how do you make a hot air balloon)
"giving your self the pourer to ttick" (giving yourself the power to stick; this is superpower related)
"the sounds of the robot dinasars at the big zoo"