November 22, 2011
Yo, Is This Hotdish?

It’s completely unfair that tumblr won’t let you reblog an ask answer (WTF kind of sentence is that?).

Nonetheless, I recommend you get all of your hotdish-related questions answered ASAP.

November 8, 2011
The Hidden Gems of Saint Paul, Minnesota

This is a continuation of last night’s post, in which I attempt to name some of the best places in Saint Paul.

“I once bought some Don Ho tumblers there that loop through the absurd and swoop right back toward the divine. I think the place might also sell used mattresses? Which is unsanitary at best and illegal at worst. To look at the clothes section is to look at row upon row of heavily used and frequently stained garments of innumerable eras.”

November 7, 2011
The Best Places to Go in Saint Paul

I have begun compiling a list of the best places to go in Saint Paul. This list, and the evidence presented in support of it, are inarguable.

January 17, 2011
"I can only assume that due to the down economy, that there is a larger pool of attractive women who have decided to get into stripping lately. The quality of this strip joint has improved greatly in the past couple of years. It’s still not a classy place, but for what I look for in a strip club, this may be one of the best places in the Twin Cities."

— Yelp’s apparent economist-cum-strip club connoisseur Dan S. reviews Saint Paul’s Lamplighter Lounge

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